At Your Trebek And Call
An American institution (who comes from Canada) considers several changes.
Alex Trebek has returned with new facial hair.
Jeopardy! fans expressed shock once all made aware.
Program contestants can win glory – plus cash –
but not for the question, “Why beard, and not mustache?”
Alex is known for his sly self-effacement.
Now there are rumors about his replacement.
When Alex took over, some hawing and hemming –
does anyone these days remember Art Fleming?
So while we get used to our host’s brand-new beard,
eventually he will retire, as we feared.
Replacement names being considered seem lame, so most
likely I won’t tune in to watch the new game show host.